Steven Glansberg

That kid who sits alone at lunch every day, eating his dessert.

From "Superbad".

Seth: Alright, let's stop this and just go get some dessert.
Evan: No, I can't. I gotta...go meet my counselor, I'm picking out my classes for next year.
Seth: ...what? So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm fuckin' Steven Glansberg?
*points at Glansberg*
Evan: I guess...yeah...I mean, what do you want me to do?

by Radiotheatre September 26, 2007

grabstash

A synonym for the term "Fifth" in refering to an amount of alcohol.

Guys, if you all pony up 5 bones, I'll be able to get a Grabstash of Jagger for the weekend.

by Tmacedaddy January 3, 2009

granada hills

A city in Southern California where you can walk the streets safely but are still be able to score a bag of dope in 15 minutes. The neighborhoods are really nice and the houses are even better. It's multicultural and the people are really nice, but once you reach north of Rinaldi St. you run into the bitchest teens in the SFV. The teens that reside here are the most notorious individuals that are enrolled at Granada High and Alemany. The think they're "off the chain" because they do E and party when they're parents are on vacation but come to realize, in college, that they are completely retarded and end up dropping out. South of Rinaldi St. the teens are wholesome independent people who resent the douches to the north.

Teen North of Rinaldi: "Hey insert girls name here, if you buy a channel purse and give insert guys name here a blow job, I'll invite you to do E at my house with all the cool party people."

Teen South of Rinaldi: "That's okay, I'm not really feeling like frying my brain cells or catching a venereal disease tonight. Thanks anyway."

Teen North of Rinaldi: "OMG! you totally give Granada Hills a bad name! Lates."

by jjustinn May 18, 2010

ganster

A person who is part of the mafia. Not to be confused with gansta. Known to wear suits and carry guns in guitar cases.

by Thomas November 3, 2003

9 grams of lead

The "final ration from the Soviet State", the 7.62mm bullet from a Tokarev TT-33 or Mosin-Nagant m1895 Revolver. The bullet weighs nine grams, so to be given nine grams of lead from the Soviet State is to be shot by an officer. This phrase was coined by Soviet soldiers in world war II when failing to carry out your duty or any sign of cowardice meant being shot in the head by your officer or commissar.

Also has some use today in Ukrainian Mafia circles, where the 7.62x25mm bullet is still used.

Simonov dropped his rifle in battle, so he was given 9 grams of lead.
Over 12,500 Soviet soldiers were given 9 grams of lead at Stalingrad.

by DRAC250 March 28, 2011

Gransexual

When a younger person sexually identifies as an old person (e.g. grandparent)

Why does Suzy insist on using her handmade doilies as condoms and making her cats watch us fuck? She must be a gransexual!

by Justforkix April 12, 2016

geansaí load

A lot. AS in "a geansaí load of...". From the Irish word for jumper or sweater. Originating from when kids would steal apples from orchards and would carry them back home by using their jumpers as makeshift baskets.

A geansaí load of gee.

by madhillick April 6, 2009