Grandcats

When your cat has babies they are your grandcats

My cat was horny as fuck and wouldn't shut up so I let her out and didn't care if she came back. 3 days later, my cat returns as a pregnant whore. Several months later she has babies and I I've my grandcats

by Mr.herts donnetit April 24, 2023

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Grandpaism

Grandpaism is a mental disorder characterized by young men in their 20s displaying behaviors reminiscent of silly and eccentric grandfathers. Symptoms may include using outdated slang, telling corny jokes, wearing mismatched clothing, and engaging in whimsical activities typically associated with older generations. This disorder can impact social interactions and daily functioning, leading to challenges in relationships and work environments. Treatment may involve cognitive-behavioral therapy and interventions aimed at promoting adaptive behaviors.

Go to sleepy crodi before your grandpaism gets worse.

by Rizzticism April 9, 2024

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Uncle-grandpas

A term used to describe pyjamas only an old man would wear.

Did you see John last week? He ran across the street in his uncle-grandpas!

by GrandpaJoe1240281 October 29, 2020

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Great grandparents

1.) Your parents grandparents

2.) An awesome grandparent

Definition 1.

Mom: we are going to your great grandparents house for dinner today.

Kid: hell yeah! Grandma always makes cookies AND sneaks me a $20 bill!

Definition 2.

Grandpa: hey billy! Wanna go out for ice cream?

Billy: heck yeah! You’re such a great grandparent.

by R8B%R@T August 16, 2023

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