Skip to main content

Grandmaster Flash

possibly the best hip hop DJ that ever existed, pioneer of the scratch, along with the furious 5 have created the most original, creative and possibly most re-worked music ever.
yo man its Flash throwin it back yall
by AquaGen August 27, 2003
mugGet the Grandmaster Flash mug.

your grandma

Your grandma
by workmakerupper07 June 12, 2010
mugGet the your grandma mug.

Grandma

The woman who own's the house. The best cook in the world, cuddly and sweet, gives the best edvice. Always there for you, and are helpful! And they always spoil you rotten! :)
Oh, your so "Nona"
Nona = Best grandma
by #fall 101 December 20, 2013
mugGet the Grandma mug.

slap your grandma

A phrase that means that something is so good that you're awestruck by it to the point where you're so disoriented that you might mistakenly slap your grandmother. If someone takes this literally it could at best cause an awkward situation and at worst cause your entire family to fall apart.
"Woo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma!
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"
by Nicholas D May 23, 2008
mugGet the slap your grandma mug.

Grandma Logic

Reasoning or advice that is either contradictory or only makes sense to your grandmother. Most likely spoken by someone of old age
Person 1: Jimmy Rollins got injured during stretches the other day...He'll be out for two months.
Person 2: We'll he never should've stretched in the first place
Person 1: Oh shut up i dont need any of your grandma logic.
by GrandyScolfox June 22, 2010
mugGet the Grandma Logic mug.

Grandma Josie

To wack someone (preferably your grown child) with a large spoon or any other kitchen appliance.
I will go Grandma Josie on your ass!!!
by Michael Antionette September 26, 2010
mugGet the Grandma Josie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email