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thats how grandma died

Basically a substitute for thats what she said, esp. when that saying gets overused, and you want to impress your date.
DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

Bro< chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

Dude< Thats how grandma died!

(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.

(students): Thats how grandma died!
by brochacho July 6, 2010
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hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?

big boi white boi wants another soda for energy to suck his own titties while playing League of Legends on his 1998 Windows computer. So instead he calls his grandma on his pimpass flip phone to get him another grape-flavored, sugar-compacted beverage.

an ad from The pediatric orthopedic society of north America.
Chubby Kid: "Hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?"
Grandma:* Stares intensely and disappointed at the camera*
by wattsup,get it January 1, 2020
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How's your Grandma?

Refers to the completely asinine feeling you get when you ask about someone's older relative because you knew they were struggling with some sickness... and they recently DIED.

There is literally nothing you can say after you ask "How's your Grandma?" and they tell you their Grandma is now dead.
"Hey man, so How's your Grandma?"
"SHE DIED YOU JERK!"
"..."
by The1dietrich January 18, 2013
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Happy Birthday, Grandma!

1) The worst possible thing to say during sexual intercourse or any other intimate situation.

2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground.
1) Self explanitory; vivid, vomit inducing visual.

2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual.

"Happy birthday, Grandma!"
by LunarlightChronicles February 15, 2008
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hi grandma!

The best and most appropriate way to greet someone in the middle of a conversation.
Person1: ...and then he jumped off the wall and into a sewer and..

Person2: hi grandma!

Person1: then punched the dude in the face.

Person1: ....wait what?
by vegetax6 July 22, 2009
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Hugging Grandma

Sexual slang referring to young men who seek and sleep with women over the age of 100. a 'hugger' can often be seen lurking near mobility scooters and in post office queues on pension day.
"did you watch Eastenders last night?"
"no, I was out hugging grandma"
by Keithy Rider October 5, 2011
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hungry grandma

an old slut or whore, especially those who enjoy giving blow jobs
I fed that hungry grandma 3 ounces of cum!
by cap'n gar September 26, 2003
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