Grassini

This last name is decended from an old Roman god! That nobody liked. He died by tripping on a rock and faceplanting into a wasp nest, inhaling 34 wasps. It can be known as the definition of "Retard". Any child with this last name should consider an early name change, because they are going to have a very tough life ahead of them. They are often born with many extra chromosomes due to the body trying to make up for the lack of common sense (fucking greedy cunt), and like to ride on the short bus because it makes them feel safe and at home.

"Yo is that kid a grassini?"
"Think so.. saw him on the short bus yesterday."
"Doesnt the school have a Wasp problem?"

by Making fun of people's names November 1, 2016

Grassing

A prank in which large amounts of grass are collected and used to cover a person's front stairs, sidewalk, car, or other possessions. The more grass the better.

Dude, have you been by Bonnie's? She received a massive grassing.

Yeah, she got grassed hard core. Her car will never run the same.

by Lily, Keela, Nora, Kelsey December 7, 2011

grabassery

This is a yiddish word for no swimming in the pool.

No grabassery while the pool is being cleaned.

by Mike Hunt III December 23, 2006

grabassticator

one whose efforts and endeavors are chaotic, poorly thought through, and which usually culminate in abject, comical failure.

Referring to grabassticators responsible for Russia's failed transition to capitalism and democracy during the 1990's: "Well, we tried our best, but things turned out as usual." - Anatoliy Chubayev

by Mr. Bad Example July 6, 2006

Grabass

A work enviornment characterized by and frequent, intense and unstable short term sexual encounters between employees.

That place is all about grabass

by handjack November 9, 2006

grabass

verb) when children fight; to grabass (as in inrritatingly poking your sibling)

father to children: STOP YOUR GRABASSIN'!!

by mrz October 14, 2007

Grabass

The Act of confusing a co-worker by chasing him around making pinching gestures while he is engaged in a serious conversation with a customer on the phone.

"Hey guys! Did you see me playing Grabass with Jared?"

by Gunnz187 March 21, 2007