Grapple

When you are having doggie style sex and the penis slips out and accidentally gets inserted into the anus or the wrong hole

Z: Oh shoot it slipped out.
S: Stick it back in!
*S yells*
S: Dude! you just fucking grappled me!

by FlyingSpiderMonkey March 14, 2010

grapple juice

Grape juice and apple juice combined, makes Grapple Juice! It's very tasty, and not as tangy as grape juice.

This grapple juice is delicious!

by KFabMom March 7, 2009

Green Bay Grappler

This highly homo erotic mixed erotic martial arts move is defined by the act of two jujitsu enthusiasts grappling fully nude in a public handicapped bathroom stall ending when the winner has the loser pinned in one of the art’s many submission techniques and then taking as big a shit on to the losing grappler’s head. For those not into fecal erotica, chocolate cake can be substituted as well as the use of a funnel and/or a glass coffee table to simulate this ancient act of mixed erotic martial arts.

“Dude, I just walked into the crippled stall and Jimothy and Jessie were wrestling, buck nekkid on the floor and Jimothy was gruntin’ out a huge shit onto Jessie’s forehead! WTF?”

“Ah… Good ol’ Jim, practicing his new jujitsu move again… haha…”

“Wth? That’s totally disgusting and gay!”

“That’s Jimothy’s signature move, the Green Bay Grappler!”

by RocketJohn September 17, 2007

Grappler

A man who seeks to hook up with abnormally fat girls

Man that chick was huge... he was such a grappler

by Biff mcgillicutty April 14, 2006

penis grapple

The act of a woman guiding a penis into her vagina with her hand.

"She was giving me a great penis grapple so I knew she wanted it all night."

by j44757blaze February 22, 2009

Krabappley

To be slightly gassy.

when you're walking down the road and fart ( bottom burp) on every other step.

Boy 1: " OMG can you smell that?"
Girl 1: "Sorry, that was me"
Boy 1: "Whoa, looks like someone's a bit Krabappley"

by Awsome rainbows are awsome April 5, 2015

Crabapple tree

A place for a crabby person to sit and be crabby.

See also: crabapple

I'd stay away from her today...she is in her crabapple tree.

by vodka martini November 11, 2005