Governor DeSatanic

An increasingly popular nickname for Florida’s sadist governor, as folks get a glimpse of his true colors now that he is apparently getting absurdly comfortable enough to be himself.

Well it appears that Governor DeSatanic has come out of the ‘normal closet’ now that he is amassing huge monetary contributions by getting his Guantanamo Rick groove on.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

the governor

When a girl is giving head she puts her hand around the base of the cock so a guy cannot test her gag reflex.

Kelly used the governor last night while blowing me.

by HomerT February 14, 2007

Alaska Governor

1) A temporary worker. Temp worker. Temp.

2) A person who prefers part time work.

3) A temp worker who makes too many personal calls.

4) A temp worker who fills out job applications while on your time.

That new temp is such an Alaska Governor, we're going to have to call the temp agency and get a new one.

by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009

governed

"To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so. To be GOVERNED is to be at every operation, at every transaction noted, registered, counted, taxed, stamped, measured, numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, prevented, forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished. It is, under pretext of public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be placed under contribution, drilled, fleeced, exploited, monopolized, extorted from, squeezed, hoaxed, robbed; then at the slightest resistance, the first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, vilified, harrassed, hunted down, abused, clubbed, disarmed, bound, choked, imprisoned, judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed, and to crown all, mocked, ridiculed, derided, outraged, dishonored. That is government; that is its justice; that is its morality."

--Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it..."

by Academician April 26, 2006

Governor Livingston

A school that dominates all others, contains highly educated, artistic, musical and athletic students. Everyone is way jealous of this school.

Governor livingston is life

by moeyo April 1, 2007

Governor's Ball

A party that is synonymous with Pimps and Ho's -- because it's hard out there for a pimp. At said party, the men dress in klassy suits, and the women dress as skankily as they possibly can. People have been known to only wear panties to said party.

My friend got retarded and went to the Governor's Ball. He said it was pretty tight.

by Bishop Don Juan November 9, 2011

Governor Stirling Senior High School

Governor Stirling Senior High School also known as Govo, is a high school located in Woodbridge, Perth. The first thing you are given when you enter the school is a knife, AR-15 and a bag of weed. Going to this school is like going into a game of firefight on Halo.

Dad: We're sending you to Governor Stirling Senior High School
Stevo: Faaaaark not Govo
CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE

by lolgamers October 13, 2019