Bumpy Gourd

An STD that everyone knows about but has never heard of. Also an alcoholic drink that bartenders pretend they don’t know what it is.

Yo barkeep...can I get dat bumpy gourd,brahhhh?

by Hid BETCH April 20, 2018

gourded

Being extremely high on marijuana smoked from an improvised gourd pipe.

I am so fucking gourded I could count to purple backwards.

by Smokie the high bear December 3, 2019

Gourd

A fleshy, typically large fruit with a hard skin, some varieties of which are edible.

“Hey Keelin, can you get the gourd for the feast please?”

by artymis August 7, 2021

Gourd-Type

A type of body commonly drawn by internet artists where the mass from the abdomen to the calf is proportioned above average, giving the character's body a shape similar to a Bottle Gourd. This is usually done either to exaggerate a character's appearance or more commonly to sexualize a character's appearance.

New post from @johnfemboy94, November 18 2022:
"Just failed NNN can yall stop putting gourd-type pcs on my feed asshats"

by Prowlerswag January 3, 2024

Gourd shorts

When you can see a man’s bulge through his pants

“Bro check out Jason’s gourd shorts, he’s packing a foot-long in there!”

by zoeeq November 28, 2021

Gourding

The act of using ones finger (or a long object) to push the tip of a flacid penis inwards towards the shaft until the head is shrouded by skin and no longer visible. Only works when the penis is flacid or in semi-chub state.

Person 1: "Dude, why does yo shi look like that?"
Person 2: "I've been gourding man, you gotta try it."
Person 1: "I can't, im hard asf rn."

by Jubert_Jiglsac May 19, 2024

Egg Gourd

A southern term for a smooth round rock found in river beds, sometimes drilled out and used to make a makeshift explosive device

Boy howdy Roy, you see that egg gourd over yonder?

by DerpyPrengin June 24, 2020