suck my gouche

To perform a pointless, unsanitary and disturbing type of oral sex. In which the oral sexer sucks the gouche of the oral sexee.

Can be used as an insult or demand for someone who pisses you off.

Shortened to SMG (not sub-machine gun).

Yo andy get on ur knees and suck my gouche.

by Al the one and only December 24, 2005

gouch chomper

a man/woman, who loves to chomp people gouches when there not looking.

David nathan: Dude i love the fresh taste of gouch in the morning,
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

gouch tap

where you put your gouch on a persons head or any part of the body.

damn bruh, they just gouch tapped me in the fucking face!!

by fantastic fourz December 4, 2010

gouchjsh

(verb) to erupt out of a small point very violently
forms include: gouchjshed, gouchjshes

Every time I tried to use the glue it gouchjshed everywhere.

by Bill Simon George December 8, 2013

gouche gouche goo

Gouche gouche goo is an in famous, tickling technique. Unlike the typical areas of tickling which cause laughter ( arm pits, under chin) this tickle technique is more of a sexual stimulate which is often frowned upon.

Friend: You know they say the best cure is laughter
Me: Gouche gouche goo...happy now?
Friend: No, but my penis is

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

gouche juice

the sweat that comes off of your gouche after intense sexual activity

oh my God i could fill a cup with that much gouche juice last night

by Jacob-How December 27, 2006

gought

The overly lethargic and bloated feeling that ensues after a large meal.

I've got the gought!

by Shrubbery Kenticles December 9, 2008