When a male finds himself doing a split so intense that his guch tears at the seam and the resulting opening resembles a woman's genitals.
"I was busting out some dope parkour the other day when I fell and split my guch. My friends made fun of my guchina for the next week."
by VTMarkVT January 10, 2009
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gouching • Gouchin • Gouching Around • gooching • grouching • goochin • Goochin it • Goaching • gochin motion • Golchin
by danakurucz March 1, 2015
Get the gouchie flex mug.An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.
The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.
The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.
"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."
by RedMarker February 24, 2009
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by xox gochin xox March 17, 2003
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Get the Gouching Around mug.The act of looking like you are in complete control yet have no idea what you are doing or what is going on around you whilst being scared shitless.
by Xanddori October 18, 2012
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