Gurney

While there's no set definition for what "gurney" as an insult actually means, it is generally acknowledged to be a bad thing, and in no case, under any circumstance should "gurney" be used in a positive way. The term "gurney" can be used as an adjective or a noun (whichever works for the situation).

(theres also the literal definition: a four-wheeled stretcher for transporting hospital patients from place to place ;a wheeled cart or wagon with canvas sides, used in post offices to route mail.)

"Shut your gurney face"

"Screw you, you fuckin' gurney"

"Your mom's a gurney"

"They had to carry him out on a gurney"

by The jojo July 29, 2008

Gorny

insatiably eager for bloody, gutty violence and gore; having a strong desire to watch something brutally bloody and kickass; horny for gore

Shony Malize: God Dammit I just really wanna watch something gory!!!!!

Lumps: (te-he) your gorny

Humper Wright: Gorny?

Kinky Quails: yah... Horny for gore.

by Quohnny March 22, 2008

gorny

the desire to wrestle naked with older men

"Hi, Dorf? Can you come over with Adam? Steph and I are feeling a little gorny..."

by Peachy Teeny February 11, 2005

Gurney

When any particular area of your genitals gets a random itch.

“Phwoarrr I’ve got a Gurney happening on my left flap badly, right now”

by Jancey June 8, 2018

lord master gorny

n. a person or a thing who kick's old men's arse in Mario Kart and in naked wrestling

Chuck Norris is the Lord Master Gorny.

by gorny November 9, 2007

gorny

the characterstic given to something extremely savage. Something that improves your life or makes you happy is considered to be gorny.

Feeling old ladies flab is gorny.

life in the Hamptons is gorny.

Bob Marley's dreads are gorny.

by ilyvak September 12, 2009

Gourneyed

To present an overly exaggerated, bug-eyed appearance of hyper-alertness, most often caused by the complete lack of sleep associated with the ingestion of large quantities of stimulants.

I was gonna let him borrow my car this morning, but when he showed up , homeboy was gourneyed beyond belief. He was shaking so bad he couldn't even get the key in the ignition.

Daaaaaamn bro, you are completely gourneyed, quit holdin out on me.

by Tony Morongo & Mean Jean June 30, 2011