Gurnet

Most commonly referred to in the context of being rusty, old, turgid or all of the above, word describing the male shaft.

Most commonly heard in the Lenton area of Nottingham and Cheam area of South London.

Example; "That Vanessa Feltz is a right old minx ey lads...she could suck out my rusty old gurnet any day"...followed by laughing and remarks degrading females.

by Fucktard500 May 23, 2011

garnet pham

a girl who ussually wants to make deals jacking off and often loses.

like garnet pham says it.. "You messed up person!!"

by ummmburgerrr February 18, 2005

goonette

Tha realist out of them all..keeps it real..gutta & always rides fa her goon..tha female version of a goon

"im ya goon u my goonette"
"dang that goonette gutta"

by Myspace.com/s3asyoffical March 11, 2009

goonette

1. Strong, independent woman.
2. A woman who embodies and exudes confidence.
3. A woman who is able to overcome trials and tribulations set before her with style and grace.
4. Female hustler.
5. A survivor.

"i'm yo goon, you my goonette" - plies.

by boombooooom April 10, 2009

goretex

An American Rapper that raps in many of necro songs and also has albums of his own.

goretex is clinicly insane

by THE SEGZ MASTER August 22, 2006

dirty garnet

going to the strippers and seeing your friends mom working there. then she takes off your belt uses it s a dog collar and rides you around the stage.

man did you here about last night at the strippers , i'm such a dirty garnet!

by steve jobbs September 22, 2008

kevin garnett

Noun.

1. A huge choker.
3. A self-proclaimed "underpaid" 30-million earner.

1. Webber missed two freethrows with 0.5 second left... He is a Kevin garnett!
2. The receptionist in my company is paid $100000 annually and she asks for a pay rise! She is a Kevin Garnett!

by Chris G. Parker September 16, 2006