Gooney Strainer

An initial test given by the credentialing body of a judicatory used to weed out theological nut cases.

I gave that hillbilly snake-handling preacher a copy of the gooney strainer and he filled it out and returned it. As we expected, the test shows that he is a theological nut.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 28, 2023

Gooey Smore

A chick shits and it sits in her crack then you jack off on the shit in her crack and then you squeeze her cheeks together to mix it and then you eat it

Dude.......that guy just gave that girl a gooey smore

by Trallas and Harry-son March 1, 2010

gooey stewie

trying to take over the world via nutting in everyone's faces

"hey adam"
"hey matt"
"what do you feel like doing tonight?"
"hmm, i dont know; maybe a gooey stewie?"
"alright.... but we always do"

by Big Poppa Nasty October 1, 2007

Goose stuffing

To forcibly defecate into a persons mouth.

The mobster held the man down and gave him enough goose stuffing to choke the man to death.

by Violater777 February 23, 2020

Canadian Goose Shine

The act of dunking a goose into a vat of maple syrup and inserting your sick into it's mouth with such force that every time you thrust it honks.

Hey my Canadian Goose Shine is cold, I expected it to be heated up!

by diggle whisper June 16, 2018

gooey smile

This is what happens when a girl smiles too soon after giving oral sex, thus revealing semen on her teeth.

She gave me a gooey smile, there was no way I was going to kiss her.

by brobro December 6, 2007

Gooey Sock

Something every male should know about.

1: "Aye mayne, yo bitch hit me wit yo gooey sock!"

by Jody99 April 12, 2015