chinese gooseberry

A sexual act upon which a man shits, places a bit on his finger and rubs it on a woman's clitoris, whilst she screams.

I gave her a right good chinese gooseberry last night, she was screaming.

by bigazzamax December 19, 2011

Goosehead

Someone who is super sweet. Usually has light colored hair, looks good in orange. Sometimes a goosehead lays eggs, but not all the time.. cause that would be strange. Also known as being ridiculously precious and outdoorsy.

Nathan is a goosehead.

by Paige the Penguin December 7, 2010

Gooseberry

A Canadian person age 14-21 that owns a Canada Goose branded jacket and owns a Blackberry. Usually these people have parents that are very rich and wealthy. Both of these items to these people are not necessary. They might as well buy a cheaper phone or a wayyyy cheaper jacket.

A Gooseberry will go to a mall every day to shop for new clothes.

by Mr Big Sanchez March 18, 2011

gooseball

Derogatory term for a white person generally used by non whites

That stupid gooseball I hate white people

by blackguy12342 April 16, 2010

goosebag

A word that describes the instance that portrays one acting as an idiot or complete retard that has no friends (Kyle Seymour)

"That boy called me a goosebag"

by South County Crew '07 May 18, 2007

Gooseberried

To be anal raped.

I Gooseberried the hell out of conor last night

by The king of all August 26, 2009

Goosetard

An object that is totally, 110% SWEET AS HELL.

hey jerry check out my tricked out trike isnt it GOOSETARD?

by tim June 9, 2005