Googledocalypse

noun; when a shared Google document descends into nonsensical chaos caused by rogue collaborators.

That crash report we tried to share with our development team turned into a Googledocalypse!

by redhatster December 23, 2013

GoogleWacking

Googlewacking is a thing to do when your board to pass time. You type 2 real words and try to get 1 hit with it like if you type "hello" right under the search bar it should say "About 1,520,000,000 results (0.66 seconds)" the results are the hits.

I'm going to be Googlewacking a naughty word.

by KrazyKandy4 April 12, 2017

gooklemork

Gooklemork is a substance found on Uranus. It is very rare. Humans Can not fathom a wide enough range of existence to understand the elements of the universe.

“Hey we need some Gooklemork”
“Okay, let me got to Uranus real quick. Be back in 10”

by zoop zucchini May 8, 2020

Googlesmack

Googlesmack- when you ask Google a question and get 20 answers.

You've been googlesmacked!

by Smack-D March 18, 2021

googlemachie

Unlike a Text Listing or PPP, a person who spends most of their time online using a search engine offered in the Google Services Online, 24/7/365 is known as a google machine, aka googlemachie

I thought He heard everything I said to him at work this AM, about being a 'country bumpkin' but as well beyond all my hopes and dreams, no, he was already searching out the terms I tried to explain to him like some kind of "googlemachie"

by Word Coook no mo! March 26, 2023

GoogleFuckery

When Google intentionally sends you to the wrong place. When Google deliberately shows the wrong name of streets or company names. When Google hides results for things, even though you typed it exactly right. When Google deliberately gives you vague results.

That was some serious GoogleFuckery when my new customer couldn't find my building.

by DeCall September 5, 2023