feel goods

a precious possession(s) that is sensitive to external forces and is usually highly protected by the owner who can maximize its extraordinary potential by monitoring its public appearance.

"He tampered with my feel goods!"
"and how does that make you feel?"
"I feel violated"

by Buckwheeeet January 3, 2009

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the goods

a phrase that can be substituted for anything, positive or negative... usually when you feel like irritating someone, "the goods" can be substituted to such an extent that the entire point of the conversation is ambiguous.

Eric: "What did you do with her last night?"
Brian: "You know... i got the goods"
Eric: "You mean she gave you dome?"
Brian: "You know, the goods"
Eric: "What?"
Brian: "The goods!"

by The Goods June 2, 2004

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swollen goods

A pun on the words stolen goods.

Can be used as a chat up line in "how would you like to be the receiver of some swollen goods?"

by Nick J White July 3, 2006

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Twade Goods

The mispronuciation of the phrase Trade Goods. Often by inbred people and foreigners.

Would ye like any twade goods.

by Louie Kay September 4, 2006

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beat goods

A girl or guy that's been around the block more than once.

Guy 1: That girl over there's pretty cute.
Guy 2: Nah bro that girl is beat goods.

by jjjj$ April 9, 2011

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Google the goods

To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.

Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning

by La Furia Latina July 19, 2016

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straight goods

Used (usually) by heterosexual (mostly chauvenist) males when describing relatively easy sex or easy females. In other words, there is/was little, or no, effort (such as dinner, movie, time, money, favors, etc.) to receive sex whether regularly, or on a date, etc.

I love having Lana on the side. She's low maintenance and delivers the straight goods. No need for dinner, expenses and all that stuff, we just do it right away and that's it.

by PuZZleR September 15, 2005

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