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a White Goodman

The act of either 1. Masturbating to a pizza. or 2. using pizza to get off. Named for the Dodgeball character who was formerly fat and now formerly skinny. who at one point got off to a slice of pizza!
Dude is he probably going home to pull a white goodman
by Tater the Mater April 17, 2010
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Clay Goodman

Clay is the most annoying boy in the world. He makes us want to hit him and throw up on him. He is distracting, revolting, disturbing, annoying, weird, mean, and destructive.
by ANONYMOUS00000 January 15, 2008
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Gooseman

Gooseman-Noun and or Adjective.

A level of awesome that is not easily attained. Men and women are born with this epic title, however, to be born with it you must be it, and that is a rare thing to be.

However, if a Gooseman male proposes to the girl of his choosing, she too, becomes Gooseman, and they go and create gooselings, thus, to be born with it. A female born with it will always have it. The title can also be given if a Gooseman deems you honorably awesome. This is a rare occurance.

Beware of false Gooseman, people who were born with it, but have turned away from their awesomeness. They cannot be trusted.

Common traits of a real Gooseman.

Red hair or beard. Enjoys fine tobacco and literature. Philosophical and embraces their Anglo-Saxon/Irish/Scottish heritage.

"That man is so Gooseman."
"Holy Shit, that Alex kid is so Gooseman!" "Gooseman approves, you two should get married and have gooselings, make the world a better place for awesome."

"That guy over there? Is he Gooseman? I can't tell?"

"No, he was, but he has fallen away from awesome, however, that man over there has had The title given to him." "Wow he must be awesome."
by AGooseman January 6, 2014
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young goodman brown

That boy Kelly has a large young goodman brown
by ATuckerFucker March 22, 2016
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Gooseman

1. Minh Le (Vietnamese: Lê Minh, born June 27, 1977), also known by his online nickname Gooseman, is a Vietnamese-Canadian computer game developer who co-created the popular Half-Life mod Counter-Strike with Jess Cliffe in 1999. He is also known for his work on AQ2.

2. To pull a Gooseman: to hand your work over to a larger company when it becomes to difficult to further it's development
Agg's site is getin hacked atm - I hope he doesn't pull a Gooseman!
by jeyzus November 28, 2009
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Saul Goodman

A character from the tv show “Better Call saulyou better call him if you are in legal trouble and/or have I tiny penis
Yo man, I think that’s Saul Goodman
by Dictatorship September 7, 2022
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goodman

To put it simply, A Goodman is to destroy an object beyond any recognition. To so badly own and harmfully crush resistance to the point that the victim's own mother would not recognize him/her. The person who commits a Goodman is entitled to unbridled respect, shock, and awe, because of their prowess in all walks of life.
1.
"DUDE....THOSE NUKES TOTALLY PULLED A GOODMAN ON NAGASAKI AND HIROSHIMA".

2.
"Yo...Man... Kimbo Slice is the master of pulling a Goodman".

3.
"Hey, did you hear? Jim's dog got hit by a tractor-trailer, then run over by a 16-wheeler, and crushed under a collapsing bridge...man. it suffered through one hell of a Goodman"
by Whatsgood May 28, 2008
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