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coochie goochie

When one (typically male) scratches their gooch only to smell their fingers finding that they smell like dirty coochie
Hey mom! Come here and smell my coochie goochie! It smells like Dad's closet!
by Fatchicks4me March 21, 2008
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Moochie Goochie

A term signifying a significant other, regardless of gender, sexual preference, or marital status. The relationship, however, does require a degree of officiality and mutuality to deserve "moochie goochie" status.

The term, invented in late 2008 in Massachusetts, is still subject to development and revision.
EXAMPLES OF "MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Greg and Tina are involved in a relationship. Tina is Greg's "moochie goochie," just as Greg is Tina's.

Bob and Dan have been partners for twelve and a half years. Bob is Dan's "moochie goochie" and vise versa.

Adam and Stacy are newly-weds. Stacy is Adam's "moochie goochie," and the reverse is also true.

EXAMPLES OF "NON-MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Brian and Sara met at a party, hooked up, and engaged in a one-night stand. Neither one is the other's moochie goochie, and they never were moochie goochies at ay point in the night.

Linda is totally into Tim, but Tim not so into Linda. Plus, Tim is sort of seeing Elizabeth. As much as Linda wants it to be true, Tim is not her moochie goochie, and she not his.
by Michaelllllllllllllllllll February 19, 2009
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Bruh goochie

My girl gave me the best bruh goochie last night
by Bruhcoochieman September 22, 2020
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Meowsta goochie hiesta

Meowsta goochie hiesta is a common slang used by Frankie grande as he dances in a bikini on a winter day
“Hey did you hear Frankie run around in the snow the other day?”

“Omg yes! He would not stop saying meowsta goochie hiesta!”
by Meowsta goochie hiesta April 9, 2021
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Gotchies

Pull up your pants. Your gotchies are showing!
by snplgal April 15, 2008
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goochess

a gooch that is old crusty, hairy, sweaty, soggy, smelly, chunky,and has never seen the light of day it only comes out at night.
i dont want a goochess when i am older
by poowaker69 May 25, 2007
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