guacamole cooch

A vagina that has been penetrated so often throughout it's existence that it's inards are being worn on the outside. Which then causes the snatch to resemble that of guacamole.

"Dude don't hit on that Ashley chick man, I fucked her 3 months ago and that bitch had a mean ass guacamole cooch."

by Tommy Stanek October 29, 2006

guacamole nigga penis

the term is to describe when you guacamole all over your niggas face with your penis. this word is usually associated with the sexual position, eli posman, because it is the easiest way to perform thy guacamole nigga penis

woah! that was the craziest guacamole nigga penis i’ve ever done! my guacamole went everywhere!

by negropenis March 5, 2019

holy guacamole

A shocking surprise that is preposterous.

Person 1: Did you know stretch marks are permanent?
Person 2: holy guacamole!!

by Massiveturd December 20, 2009

guacamole nigga penis

g u a c a m o l e n i g g a p e n i s
guacamole nigga penis

Friend 1: ay can i get some of that guacamole nigga penis
Friend 2: hell yeah man *unzips pants to reveal a huge throbbing black penis covered in guacamole*

by sui_cide666 June 17, 2019

Guacamole Feast

The act of cumming into a bowl, using food coloring to turn it green,adding pepper and having your partner eat it with tortilla chips.

Girl : Babe, that was an extra salty guacamole feast.

Guy: You should just be thankful for what you have.

by Some Kid Bored In High-School November 8, 2011

Guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis is when a nigga stick his penis in guacamole and cum and gives it to a girl named Brie

That was some great guacamole nigga penis

by Guacamoleniggapenis January 12, 2019

ass guacamole sandwich

A traditional dish served in most mexican restaurants. Served under various names in different areas, this sandwich will give you ass guacamole the next day.

that ass guacamole sandwich was really good, it was nice and thick.

by assguacy February 11, 2010