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goober shot

The act of hitting, slapping or other wise touching in a forcefull manner ones goober. ( penis / goober )

A goober shot can be done to someone else on purpose or accidently.

You can also do it to yourself probably accidently, unless your into punching yourself in the goober. If you are you should report to your nearest mental help facility for evaluation. (see goober)
Me and my cousin were wrestlin and the fool gave me a damn goober shot!!

dont come any closer, im gonna giver a goober shot.

tony's ole lady was so mad she gave him a goober shot.

i was trying to loosen a bolt, the wrench slipped off and i gave myself a damn goober shot.
by tman7727@yahoo.com July 17, 2009
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Goobered

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...
by Phil Miller October 9, 2006
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goobersfloggin

1) when there is a hot girl with a bunch of gooberish guys flocking her you would say theres goobersfloggin.

2) any solitary or group of gooberish guys.

goobersfloggin should be said at a slightly higher volume than normal speech and with a german-ish accent.
1) look at all the goobersfloggin!!!

2) what a (bunch of) goobersfloggin!!!
by tim mcnamara July 1, 2008
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Goober Gui

Slayer of beasts. Savior of men. Zweihander wielding, robe wearing Messiah. The hero that all of Lordran deserves.
All hail the almighty Goober Gui, for He hath killed for thy sins!
by GooberGui ;) April 12, 2019
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Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.
Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*
by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020
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the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.
Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!
by Alastus June 21, 2016
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gooberhead

a person whose brain is the size of a peanut, which is also called a goober, or goober pea, in the Southern United States
"That guy is such a gooberhead, he filled out his tax return with a crayon."
by Dennis Johnson March 22, 2007
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