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Disc Golfing

The act of masturbating to DVD porn that you have seen a hundred times because your internet connection is down.
"Dude, what are you doing later?" "Well since my DSL line is with At&t and there aren't any good milfy girls here at the club tonight, it looks like I will just go disc golfing."
by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010
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Goonie Golfing

Goonie Golfing - An alternate name for going mini-golfing.
Logan asked Ayden to go goonie golfing as a date; we should do that too!
by Lord.Buch February 24, 2019
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urban golfing

Real clubs and real balls, just on the wrong kind of course. Hit the cars, smash the windows, hit that guy with the club instead of the ball.
by trombley November 4, 2003
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urban golfing

hitting duct tape balls with a sand wedge at cars or houses
by connor November 2, 2003
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telekinesis golfing

When you are golfing with that addon in your group of three, and he is so amazing he finds it impossible to go over par. the ball actually curves in mid air in his favor.

also, this has been created to disturb/beat the google game.
That douche bag Kevin must be telekinesis golfing. he just eagled a par 5.
by ScrewBarton February 4, 2010
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urban golfing

golfing in any urban or city area. must have a minimum of 3 people and 3 different clubs (ex: driver, 9 iron, putter) each player can only carry one club. the objective is to play golf but you make whatever you want a hole and play where the ball lands, even if it means a flower garden, a car hood or even a roof.

p.s.
avoid police and home owners at all times
try to be liek arnold and tiger, just dont sleep with 30 women if your married lol
Joe along with the drive put a nice dent into the pickup truck on the third hole aka Ms. Roses flower garden while urban golfing last Sunday, not everyone is tiger or arnold!
by urbansprinter April 10, 2010
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:man_golfing:

When you are sent something you do not like. This is trying to depict hitting it away.
"bro, stop sending me this :man_golfing:"
by obscented December 16, 2022
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