Contra-Golfer

Someone who does not enjoy watching or participate in the sport of golf.

Unlike the rest of his friends Bob is more of a Contra-Golfer

Contra-Golfer by Dan the man of the moon September 24, 2012

midnight golfer 

someone who chases balls in the dark, or likes to putt in the rough. A homsexual male.

Yo, I don't care what you say -- any dude who cries at the end of Brokeback Mountain is a midnight golfer for sure.

midnight golfer by the avi February 2, 2006

Bloody Golfer 

A drink mixture made up of Mountain Dew and grenadine syrup. Preferably served on the rocks.

I'll have a Bloody Golfer, on the rocks.

Bloody Golfer by Tizz Mizzle January 14, 2008

Naked Baby Golfer 

A child in his underwear with a golfer cap

My little brother is a naked baby golfer

Naked Baby Golfer by Ndjdshsb February 13, 2018

jake the golfer

Jake is gay and has no friends.

Jake the golfer is gay.

jake the golfer by Conricly June 11, 2018

midnight golfer 

one who has all of his lanterns in one submarine

Dude you said that you would make out with
Ben Afflack?????

You are a total midnight golfer now

midnight golfer by Steve January 25, 2005

Panda Golfer 

a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.

b) A southern California golfer.

Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.

Panda Golfer by BBG-GBL February 16, 2009