Golfer

"Any hole is a goal" A golfer is a male who will have sex with any living thing, often caught fornicating with the most grotesque and repulsive beings alive.

Me: She must have been over 400 pounds
Friend: Ah whatever id still fuck her
Me: Dude you're such a golfer

by aidsracer March 18, 2015

you dun goofed

A new and popular term meaning consequences will never be the same.

you can call the cyber police if this happens.

Child: DADDY!!!!11!! SOMEONE'S BULLYING ME ON THE INTERNET

Dad: -towards the internet- YOU DUN GOOFED IMA GET THE CYYYBBER POLICE AND THE GOVERMENT ON YOUR ASSES.

by Shihmale July 17, 2010

Done Goofed

The words of a petulant old man, protecting his slutty 11 year-old daughter, who broadcasted naked pictures of herself on the internet.

YOU DONE GOOFED. HERP DERP.

by Kerligirl13 July 16, 2010

Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).

Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.

by Jock Turner July 2, 2007

Dun goofed

Failing incredibly at something like a task; or what you hear after you 'bout to be kicked in yo' behind

Son: *Watching
Father: *Breaks in* *gasp* SON, U DUN GOOFED
Son: *Gets a big spanking*

by Jenndar-Da-Man June 7, 2017

ellipsis golfer

An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.

Look, this dude is telling kids that their homework is a no-brainer. He is such an ellipsis golfer.

by SeJoker September 27, 2021

[You done goofed up]

When you do something bad and cant fix it coz you'll probably lose something or someone

Ray:i cheated on my girl with her mom and and sister bruh
Jacob:bruh you done goofed up

by Bitch google gave birth to December 23, 2014