Basement Golem

Someone who stays in your basement for way too long without consent, and usually eats too much of your food.

Jake: Dude, could you bring me another Red Bull?
Hunter: Will you stop being such a Basement Golem?
Jake: Sniff... It's just till I get back on my feet...
Hunter: Square.

-Basement Golem-

by alldaschnitzelsindahousesayhey March 24, 2009

Copper Golem Voter

One of the saltiest being on earth, they are so salty about the Allay winning the 2021 Minecraft Mob Vote and blaming large creators for influencing the Votes

Dude Im so mad bout the Allay winning, this is all Dream's fault

Stop being a Copper Golem Voter and also no one rigged the votes

by CircleGlowSquid November 15, 2021

Goldmic

Award in American online battling. Named after online battling site Goldmic.

"mC sTeAlThY won the goldmic!"

by Jerome Kuivert July 4, 2008

Ice Golem

One of the more useless cards in the popular mobile game, Clash of Clans. It is unlocked at TH11, it takes up 15 army camp space and is generally mixed in with BoWitch armies as well as armies including bat spells. The ice golem is a slow and weak troop, when killed it freezes the surrounding area for multiple seconds. I am rating this troop a 46/100. It is useful in rare occasions but generally the regular golem works just as fine, if not better.

Hey, are you going to attack using the new Ice Golem you just unlocked?
Nah, fuck it.

by CoCConnoisseur November 25, 2021

Sittin on a Goldmine

The appropriate response to hearing that someone has just earned 11 billion dollars in a divorce settlement...

Holy smokes did you hear his wife got 11 billion dollars in the divorce because he cheated??

yep she was sittin on a goldmine.

by Stellar Girl March 25, 2013

Golems

noun: A use map settings game in Starcraft which requires quick reactions and clever strategy. Similar to chess.

I played golems for three days in a row.

by Samuel Clark July 9, 2006

Goldminer

A male version of a golddigger.

Also know to his fellow males as a granny fucker or likes GILFs.

John: Have you seen Tim lately?

Martin: No, apparently he hasn't been coming to lessons cause he's a goldminer know.

John:A what?

Martin: Oh a goldminer is a male version of a golddigger.

John: Might join him...

by Raggamuffinsssssssssssssssss September 13, 2011