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goldicrotch 

derogatory nickname for a person with blonde pubic hair.
Girl 1: Hey, did you hook up with that hot blonde last night?
Girl 2: No, I was scarred for life thanks to his goldicrotch.
goldicrotch by L Duff December 9, 2008

Goldmisting 

In the world of Archeage, it is considered the act of deceiving, extorting, manipulating, and starving entire colonies from their gold, coinpurses, and resources.
Goldmist has entered the area, please leave in a unified manor or else you will be killed on site. This area belongs to Goldmist. Thank you.
or
Aye yo dawg, lets go to freedich to run some packs.
(20 minutes later)
Goldmist- Yo dawg you owe me compamasation for my lost packs.
Person 1- Dude, you wanted to go to the island when you knew that there were pirates in the first place and they destroyed the ship
Goldmist- IDC i dun give a fk give me my packs and tell him to fix his ship
Person 1- Really are you Goldmisting us?
Goldmisting by APEX February 19, 2015
a ship between edric blight and hunter aka the golden guard from the owl house. although the characters never met, probably never will, the ship just makes sense. oh and all hot people ship them
Person 1: goldric is my favourite ship from the owl house

Person 2: u're so hot marry me pls
goldric by urmomsgayforme September 5, 2021

velvet goldmine 

1. a weird david bowie song that rocks
2. a sexual organ
3. the coolest movie ever
i watched velvet goldmine for the five billionth time this morning
velvet goldmine by mayura October 23, 2003

Goldicock 

An adjective used to describe a penis that's not too big, not too small, but just right.
For men: "I always worried girls thought I was small, but last night Sarah told me I had a Goldicock so I feel much better."

For women: "Telling guys with small dicks they have Goldicocks is way easier than having to deal with their insecurities."
Goldicock by blinkeythefish April 27, 2010

Goldicocks

A woman who measures the penis size of all her dates so she can provide gory details to her friends.
We nicknamed our friend Goldicocks because she would come back from dates and rate the men's penis size, "this one is too big," "this one is too small," "this one is just right."
Goldicocks by Faster Redhead June 4, 2016