A significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship. Hence the reasoning why it is similar to having a golden retriever.
My boyfriend was explaining how it is so nice to be with me as I am so easy to keep happy. Enjoying the positive comments I asked him to elaborate and he then advised that I only required really good sleep, plenty to eat, and really nice walks to which I realized I was essentially a golden retriever.
by The ToolShed January 14, 2019
Get the Golden Retriever mug.n: the act of getting two girls into the precarious situation of being naked, while allowing a male (usually a Kyle) to piss into the first girl's vaginas, then, once full, the piss will leak into a funnel which is attached to a tube that has the other end inserted into the second girl's vagina.
When the second vagina is full, a second funnel and tube is used to transport the piss to the first girl's asshole.
Once full, the mixture should leak into a third funnel and tube which is inserted into the second girl's asshole.
This leads to a fourth and final funnel and tube which leads to a beaker glass to allow the solution to settle.
The girls then take turns drinking their special concoction.
When the second vagina is full, a second funnel and tube is used to transport the piss to the first girl's asshole.
Once full, the mixture should leak into a third funnel and tube which is inserted into the second girl's asshole.
This leads to a fourth and final funnel and tube which leads to a beaker glass to allow the solution to settle.
The girls then take turns drinking their special concoction.
Kyle: "Hey girls, want to create a golden reaction?"
Kyle : "Have you ever tasted a golden reaction?"
Morgan: "I havnt had a golden reaction in a long time, would you want to join me later Morgen? "
Kyle : "Have you ever tasted a golden reaction?"
Morgan: "I havnt had a golden reaction in a long time, would you want to join me later Morgen? "
by JSmithInYuma October 14, 2020
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GoldenGlare is a member of the krew. Her name is Kim and she is the 2nd oldest. She has 4 siblings including ItsFunneh. She has more that 1 million subscribers on YouTube but does not post as much as she used to.
GoldenGlare is ItsFunnehs sister
by Bettys.boba November 27, 2020
Get the GoldenGlare mug.A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.
The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.
by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012
Get the A golden yacht for every billionaire mug.A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.
Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..
by Kritikal June 11, 2006
Get the golden parachute mug.1. A sexual act involving a man and a woman in which the woman lies on her back and urinates into the air while her partner stands above her and pisses into her vagina. If the streams intersect, then it is a golden parade.
2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.
2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.
1. Dude. Lucy and I did our first golden parade! That shit was WET!
2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND
2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND
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Shelly: Golden ovaries!
Shelly: Golden ovaries!
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