Goldielocks

A woman who comes to your home, eats your food, sleeps in your bed and is still there when you get home.

Heather over there is my goldielocks. She comes over, eats my food, sleeps in my bed and is still there when I get home.

by Robert Blanco November 15, 2005

Goldilocks Drunk

A phase of drunk where you are so wasted you sleep in the bed of someone you've never met

"So I got goldilocks drunk last night and woke up in some old lady's bed."

by TehYetti March 13, 2012

Goldilocks Turd

The immensely satisfying poop that comes after waiting just the right amount of time.

Person 1; "You look happy."
Person 2; "Yeah mate. Just had a Goldilocks Turd and I feel wonderful."

by M J V D G June 24, 2016

Goldilocks Penis Man

An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.

K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.

by kelpleilani June 8, 2017

Goldielocks

A girl with really blond, beautiful long hair. Hair which looks like gold. The words is taken from the childrens fairytale: Goldielocks and the bears, written by the brothers Grimm.

1. God, she is just like Goldelocks!

2. Oh my god, look at her hair! A goldielocks!

by diesel2usa October 25, 2006

Goldilocks

Derogatory slang word used by the more refined English teachers in France. Most often used when giving opinions about ministerial edicts.

What a load of goldilocks.

by foonist66 July 1, 2011

feeling goldilocks

When you feel just right!

(From the Goldilock and the three bears story)

Andrew sitting in his favourite easy chair at home
Andrew: "Aah, i am indeed feeling goldilocks"
Cat: "Meow"

by Soren2 October 24, 2012