neck gaiter

1. article of clothing worn about the neck for warmth
2. Thing urbandictionary wants you to buy along with a mug

Mike, 10 years old: What does "sex" mean?
Urbandictionary: sexual intercourse, by the way, Do you want a neck gaiter and mug of the word Sex to your dying beloved grandma named vanessa?

by mexicantoilet February 5, 2021

neck gaiter

The new thing that UD wants u to get

UD: Get a *insert word here* neck gaiter AND a mug for your guy Trump!
Me: No.

by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 26, 2020

Goiterous

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.

"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...

by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011

Gokter

Has a trait of being a fat, angry, hot-tempered, no friends, a red-haired ginger, looking like Rowley Jefferson, and again, fat. A Gokter typically works at sky zone or movie theatres. A Gokter begs for money and attention.

Hey look at the fat ginger over there, that stupid Gokter thinks he's hot shit, good thing he does not have a soul and I won't see him in heaven!

by Mr. YettyAnonymous April 8, 2019

Gaiter

A new facemask thing Urban Dictionary is selling next to their mugs, and just like their mugs, they're trying to force everyone to buy it. $24.00 per gaiter.

Person 1: hey I just went to urbandic and found that there's a new thing next to the mug.
Person 2: I.. don't even know what you just said.
Person 1: ugh, they sell gay-ters now.
Person 2: gaiters?

by Lightwalker360 April 25, 2020

neck gaiter

that one thing that rednecks have to use as masks bc they hunt and thats all that they have

*sOuRtHeN aCcEnT*
"imma put ma' neck gaiter on, ya'll"
"i don have a mask, i have a neck gaiter"

by Whigey89 October 13, 2020

Get the neck gaiter and mug

Just buy it! Im gonna die bro im held gunpoint

Gamer: Ok finally i have found it! The Meaning of it! Now i can relax.
UD: Get the neck gaiter and mug!
Gamer: But why
UD: I beg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got your family like catching water with a bucket! Turn on your tv moron.

Gamer: Turns on TV!
TV While gamer's mom screams: HELP HELP! Timer is 12 minutes. PLEASE BUY THEM! WE RAISE AND TAKE CARE OF YOU SO PLEASE!
Gamer: Oh my god

by Feryk April 16, 2021