Going Phelps

The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much more upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.

Guy 1: Look at the ass on that!

Guy 2:I’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish

Guy 1: Wanna relay?

by Nolan R Jones March 15, 2009

You're going to brazil

You're going to brazil

Man 1: oh no
Man 2: You're going to brazil

by Your own personal fuckface September 12, 2020

going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

by Luketheforce December 31, 2017

i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

Going Ho

When you leave a party to have sex with a random girl.

Joey: Hey Garrett, are you going home?
Garrett: Nah bro, I am going ho.

by gb1033 January 25, 2015

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Something you say to justify your chronic procrastination.

I don't need to do this school assignment because life is meaningless and we're all going to die

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 15, 2021

Going Nord

Wearing a considerable lack of clothing when being outside on a cold day. The phrase also implies that the person seems to be unaffected by the chilly elements around them. The term Nord is derived from the Nordic race in Skyrim who possess fifty percent resistance to frost.

Sam: I'm just going to wear this sleeveless shirt outside.
Oleg: It's twenty degrees outside. You're gonna freeze.
Sam: I don't care. I'm going Nord.

by PackAttack August 1, 2012