after beating the brakes off a chick, one thrusts their fist into the stomach of the woman to force the exit of the salty, creamy beige deposit that was just left after intense intercourse.
Barbara Shagnasty lied to me about being on birth control, so I performed the gogurt smash on her ass.
When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.
When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.
by awesomesuperballs June 24, 2014
Get the Gogurt Smashmug. where somebody shits in a condom, squishes it up till its mushy, then squeeze it out like a Gogurt into a womans vagina and uses the shit as lube to fuck.
dude, this chick was into some freaky shit i met at the bar the other night. she asked me to Chocolate Gogurt her.
by eastside lunchtime words September 29, 2012
Get the Chocolate Gogurtmug. When you nut while pinching your foreskin, then stick your penis in your partners mouth and slowly squeeze your shaft so the semen out like a gogurt
by gogurt taker March 1, 2021
Get the Gogurtmug. by Dumpsterbitch May 21, 2021
Get the Gogurt yourselfmug. Man 1 “Ay I tried a gas station gogurt and I think I have hemorrhoids and aids.”
Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
by Broski119 April 21, 2023
Get the gas station gogurtmug. When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.
Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."
"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024
Get the Gogurt Goblinmug. by 0v3rd0sr May 1, 2019
Get the Gogurtingmug.