Gogurt Smash

after beating the brakes off a chick, one thrusts their fist into the stomach of the woman to force the exit of the salty, creamy beige deposit that was just left after intense intercourse.
Barbara Shagnasty lied to me about being on birth control, so I performed the gogurt smash on her ass.

When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.
by awesomesuperballs June 24, 2014
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Chocolate Gogurt

where somebody shits in a condom, squishes it up till its mushy, then squeeze it out like a Gogurt into a womans vagina and uses the shit as lube to fuck.
dude, this chick was into some freaky shit i met at the bar the other night. she asked me to Chocolate Gogurt her.
by eastside lunchtime words April 26, 2012
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Gogurt squeeze

When a man's foreskin is long enough, you have to squeeze the cum out like gogurt.
Yo, that guy has such long foreskin that you could totally gogurt squeeze him.
by Peeballs42069 March 06, 2024
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Gogurte

A creature the size of a soccer ball; it has pointed oval-ish wings (tinted light blue) and an esca. He is named "Gogurte" and is a part of the Urtaverse. He is in the game "Maurading The Mall" on Scratch. His body is lime green and has a face like .w. and has a "belly under color" of dark-ish yellow.
"Gogurte is my favorite character in Maurading The Mall." or "Did you guy here about Gogurte?"
by Gogurte_Empire January 29, 2023
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Gogurt yourself

When you ejaculate into your hand and slurp it from hand to your mouth then spit out onto your chin
Garrett N. Why did you gogurt yourself on tiktok ?
by Dumpsterbitch May 21, 2021
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chocolate gogurt slinger

While having sex dogy style and partner begins to shit, and you have to ejaculate you pull out immediately an sling shit an jizz everywhere
I pulled out an slung shit an jizz slung everywhere chocolate gogurt slinger
by Theredneck39ajf February 08, 2016
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GoGurting

Sucking the cum out of a condom like a GoGurt.
Paige was gogurting Nathan’s condom to get last drop of protein.
by Jet Sims May 30, 2024
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