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Gogurt Smash

after beating the brakes off a chick, one thrusts their fist into the stomach of the woman to force the exit of the salty, creamy beige deposit that was just left after intense intercourse.
Barbara Shagnasty lied to me about being on birth control, so I performed the gogurt smash on her ass.

When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.
by awesomesuperballs June 24, 2014
mugGet the Gogurt Smashmug.

Chocolate Gogurt

where somebody shits in a condom, squishes it up till its mushy, then squeeze it out like a Gogurt into a womans vagina and uses the shit as lube to fuck.
dude, this chick was into some freaky shit i met at the bar the other night. she asked me to Chocolate Gogurt her.
by eastside lunchtime words September 29, 2012
mugGet the Chocolate Gogurtmug.

Gogurt

This is another version of the cheese touch but instead of crossing your fingers you do the peace sign.
mugGet the Gogurtmug.

gogurt grip

how one commonly holds their dick when sending a dick pic; in reference to the yogurt tubes snacks from the 90s
"Why is everyone doing the gogurt grip in their dick pics?"
by nanidafuqq April 14, 2025
mugGet the gogurt gripmug.

Gogurt

When you nut while pinching your foreskin, then stick your penis in your partners mouth and slowly squeeze your shaft so the semen out like a gogurt
I gave her the fattest gogurt yesterday
by gogurt taker March 1, 2021
mugGet the Gogurtmug.

gas station gogurt

A used condom that is left at a gas station preferably found in the bathroom
Man 1 “Ay I tried a gas station gogurt and I think I have hemorrhoids and aids.”

Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
by Broski119 April 21, 2023
mugGet the gas station gogurtmug.

GoGurting

Sucking the cum out of a condom like a GoGurt.
Paige was gogurting Nathan’s condom to get last drop of protein.
by Jet Sims May 29, 2024
mugGet the GoGurtingmug.

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