golfer's tan

the tan lines left by a golf glove, shorts, golf shoes, and golf polo.

Mike: Why is one hand lighter than the other?
Al: Oh, I've played a lot of golf this year, it's my golfer's tan.

by PeanutButter0910 July 15, 2007

goofer dust

Graveyard dirt, a powerful ingredient in hoodoo conjures, charms and mojo.

If you want someone to go away, sprinkle goofer dust in their footprints

by Dr. Badwrench June 27, 2006

Golfer

A girl/woman who squeezes their arms together which causes their boobs push against each other and cause more cleavage to show. This results in them look like they're golfing.

"At the pool party grace was totally being a golfer."

by kdlookinass July 2, 2017

Goofer

Someone that’s so funny everyone you look at them you burst out laughing. Every move they seem to make makes you laugh.

Omg look at that guy he’s just a goofer

by Deepfried69 September 29, 2020

giffer gaffer

someone that mucks about

"stop being a giffer gaffer and get your bum over here"

by shaniahoreilly June 30, 2017

Goffredo

A person that is tottaly good to his friends, and could give his life to save another. If a person loves him, he will love them equaly back.

"He is such an Goffredo with me!"

by Pedrox June 16, 2019

golfer spasm

When something doesn't go your way, and you begin to throw things around, esp. at people. Phenomenon discovered by caddies who realized that rich bratty golfers begin to throw clubs and other equipment at caddies when they play poorly. Very common occurrence at Country Clubs.

Did you see Murphy after he missed his putt? He threw a club at his caddie! A real golfer spasm

by zamorak November 26, 2013