Green Goblin

A mixed drink of Vodka, Blue Powerade and Green Monster. Mixed at a precise ratio of 4 ice cubes, 2 shots of Vodka, 3/4 rest filled with Powerade and sprinkled to the brim with Monster. Sold exclusively at The Red Lion thanks to DHicks.

Dan slammed his cup on the table and screeched "Three more green goblins!"

by 404 Name Not Found October 24, 2020

throat goblin

Similar to a pussy troll, a goblin that is placed in a young womans throat to prevent premarital oral sex.

I wanted Jessica to go down on me last night, but I'm afraid she might have a throat goblin.

by Doug "the Demon" Quesnel May 16, 2010

gin goblin

An imaginary malevolent creature or a hallucination. Only seen after the consumption of too much gin.

"You mean this time it's not a hal... it's not a gin goblin! No Rosey this time it's real." - from The Quatermass Xperiment 1955 (Thora Hird)

by psplod June 2, 2014

crotch goblin

A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.

"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"

by Juke Joint Jezebel September 30, 2005

Gains Goblin

A person that stops a person, friend, Bro from obtaining their gains.

Joud, you ate my protein bar and hid my beef jerky! You're a Gains Goblin!!

by Joud Rahal June 25, 2019

Clout Goblin

A person who is in search of internet notoriety through any means necessary. This person will attach themselves to reputable people in order to gain more popularity. They can provoke drama or suck up to gain more followers or subscribers.

That youtuber is such a clout goblin, he is always starting drama with the popular streamers just to get views.

by FoxxyPanzo August 20, 2021

Ryan Gosling

Literally me.

Random Guy : You are not Ryan Gosling.
Me : Yeah, but I drive.

by RyanGoslinger August 6, 2023