Gobstoppered

To have eaten something extremely quickly, such as someone who consumes jawbreakers by chewing rather than sucking would eat a large box of gobstopper candies.

Person 1: *eats 2 whole big macs in under five minutes*

Person 2: Geez! You frickin gobstoppered that shit!

Person 1: I was hungry!

by Touche, buddy. December 5, 2007

gobshitery

The art of being a major gobshite or many people gobshiteing

Ive had enough of all this gobshitery

by Stormtrooper X October 22, 2017

clunging gobshite

a term for some truly horrendous advice. some real terrible no-good never-do-it bullshit that would break your entire life open if you tried it.

the streamer told the chat member some clunging gobshite

by binslop March 22, 2021

goloss

voice

...in a very loud teacher-type goloss, as if he was trying to show us he wasn't poogly.

by JackBrewer July 9, 2003

Cleveland Gobstopper

The act of using a plunger to unstop the
constipated ass of your lover to preform
the cleveland steamer.

Freddie patiently proceded with care proforming the Cleveland Gobstopper to unclog Harolds constipated anus to receive a fresh cleveland steamer.

by streetwhiz April 17, 2009

GABOSE

Anagram for 'Game aint based on sympathy' used in LA prisons to describe how you survive by being remorseless

"whats it like in prison?"
"its gabose in here"

by Binkboi June 11, 2018

Gobshite

Noun; Someone who talks an absolute load of bollocks && has nothing meaningful to say. They just talk complete && utter shit. Someone who can't keep their mouth shut.

"Phillip, stop talking shit ya gobshite. Learn to keep ya mouth shut."

by TyFace June 11, 2006