goblet

A woman, or sometimes man, who has a square upper body, therefore little or no waist and hips and a permanently bloated stomach. They can have big or small boobs and be fat or thin. Then she has long, thin legs. So she's shaped like a goblet. If it's a man he will simply have a protruding belly and thin legs. It is one of the twelve shapes of Trinny and Sussanah, and it's a fairly common one. It's a fairly unattractive body shape.

Olivia is such an ugly goblet.

by i love bj June 10, 2010

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Goblet of Fire

... is a mating act most often performed by caucasian male homo sapiens sapians of the 49th state in which they consume a large quantity of habañero or ghost pepper salsa and proceed to perform cunnilingus on a female of the species. (As read by David Attenborough)

Stacey took a seat on Trevor's face, she was ready to feel the heat, of the Goblet of Fire.

by 49thStateBrewery November 26, 2018

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Silver Goblet

A gift that is given to someone for the benefit of the giver.

Chris gave me the new Grown Ups movie on DVD. I hate Adam Sandler, but I know he really wants to see it. It was a total silver goblet.

by Dr. Dave Coulier January 10, 2014

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Dirty Goblet

After vigorous anal penetration. The recipient holds open the butt hole with as many fingers as possible and and wide as possible and lets the other party fill the anus with urine. It is optional for the peeing party to then drink from the dirty goblet.

Girl, it’s gonna get freaky tonight. I’m gonna drink from your dirty goblet.

by GazR86 December 27, 2018

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