A person that has enough balls to guard a 6' by 6' net while only using his body and his stick to lead his team to victory. Lacrosse goalies are always willing and daring to put themself in the path of a 5 ounce solid rubber ball traveling at speeds in excess of 100+ mph to stop a shot. Not everyone can be a lacrosse goalie. The position requires extreme amounts of cordination, skill, and bravery. Lacrosse goalies wear little amounts of protection compared to other positions or other contact sports. The only position for a real champ on a lacrosse team.
A real man that isn't afraid to take a hit that leaves a black and blue mark the size of a dinner plate on the inside of their leg. A real leader of the team and a person that isn't afraid of anything. Someone is says... Pain goes away, Victories last a lifetime, and chick dig scars. And that is what a lacrosse goalie is.
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First of all a goalie in soccer is the most important player, because of the whole team messes up its up to the goalie to save the teams butt. It also sucks being a goalie because they are thought of the least important player on the team because they don't run around but in face they have to have the most skill on the team because when that ball is coming in there direction they have to think of where the person is going to go, where the ball is going to go, what hight is the ball gonna go, and when should they dive and they have to get all of that right. Also if a goalie messes up it's always remembered but the good saves are just looked upon like that is our job. Not to mention if the weather is bad how much worse it is for us goalies than all of the field players like we have to jump, dive, and run in that weather. Goalies are also basically mini coaches because they can see the whole field. sometimes we have to tell something to our forwards so we have to scream and omg is that annoying when they don't hear us. So maybe now people will have more respect for us goalies
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