Goal Digger

Someone who digs for goals without being a gold digger.

Arieann: Sam you're such a gold digger!
Sam: No, I'm a GOAL digger!

by SmdYouWhore January 2, 2015

Goal Keeper

A perpectual and never ending cock blocking. A cat whose job is to try everything to block your chances at getting laid. Someone that blocks vagina that isn't his in the first place.

"Everytime with go out to the club, my Goddamn cousin be acting like a goal keeper!"
"... Hatin' ass niggas be baller blockin', acting like some Goal keepers." -Lil' Wayne

by Isavage August 25, 2011

Goal Line Blitz

http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=13105552

A Football MMORPG in which you can create and develop a player in any position. Can also own and general manage a team. Beast mode of a game.

Goal Line Blitz is the shit!

by StazNasty October 21, 2008

goal pants

A pair of pants, usually flattering or stylish, purchased in a size smaller than one's current waistline. The size of the pants become the "goal" size of the purchaser, who is rewarded by being able to wear them once they've lost enough weight.

I bought a pair of goal pants from nordstroms! They only had size 2, but three more months of pilates and they'll fit perfectly!

by goalpants January 27, 2010

goal oriented

When a man is to be quick and efficient in bed and usually results in grave dissappointment for the woman. To ejaculate prematurely from the eagerness to please.

When it came to our first time, Chris sure was goal oriented.

by thatguyonstage March 27, 2007

goal angel

Term used to describe soccer goalies that go to extensive and exceptional lengths to save the ball.

Teammate: “You’re a real goal angel tonight! 13 saves in the first half.”

by AkiraSJW7 November 9, 2020

goal man

A "corner person" without temptations and feelings. One who must first thrust themselves upon reality before claiming the prize within.

Marcus: My Goal Man has been acting up lately
Leopold: You must first insert the inserter.
Marcus: I don't really care about that no more, you Goal Man
Leopold: Thank you, I have seen, now, you, go! To the future!!!

by Marcus Leopold July 3, 2006