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godzilla laugh

Godzilla laughing is when someone laughs so hard that they cough and laugh at the same time similarly to Godzilla when he roars.
Chris " Ohh look liam just Godzilla laughed agian ,what a dick"
by Chrisisposh12345 October 8, 2016
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Godzilla Penis

An unusually large penis. Large in both length and girth. A Godzilla Penis is said to be so good it can actually rip a girl in half, not simply make her feel like she's being ripped in half.

In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.
EXAMPLE 1:

Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?

Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.

Police Officer: What happened?

Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!

EXAMPLE 2:

"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."
by FatJackson October 16, 2009
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godzillan

When someone is acting irrationally; destroying things and causing havoc
A friend drank a little too much the other night and took a baseball bat to a neighbors mailbox; he was godzillan.
by CT-Q November 19, 2009
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Shin Godzilla

A kaiju that appeared in the 2016 film, Shin Godzilla. Shin Godzilla's fourth form was both the heaviest Godzilla, weighing 92,000 metric tons, and the longest, with a total body length of 333 meters.
The person who made this entry, Shin Godzilla.
by Shin Godzilla May 23, 2020
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Godzilla your Tokyo

To cause distress to another by saying or doing something discouraging. Equivalent to "piss on one's parade."
Sorry to Godzilla your Tokyo, but I think your idea's already been done better than you could do it yourself.
by revolvingcur December 2, 2007
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Godzinema

One of the many movies centered around Godzilla, the enormous Japanese mutant dinosaur-monster that breathes some sort of plasma beam and screams in an ironically high voice. A mix of the words "Godzilla" and "cinema."(Though the 1998 American Godzilla movie is technically a Godzinema, many people don't consider it P.C. to call it so since it's not one of the classic Japanese films.)
ZOMG!!!11 Youtube has a bunch of free Godzinemas this month. Oh, and it has the '98 one.
by ngilford December 29, 2009
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Godzildo

A term for a very large dildo.
Barry: Do you have any idea why Mary is so happy these past few days?

Ernest: If I had to guess, I'd say it's because she brought out the godzildo last week!
by Lawrence K. June 15, 2011
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