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shred gnar

(v.) - to shred gnar, to bash the white-wave, to thrash the snow, to rock out wicked hard, to ride copious amounts of white pow so hard others are in awe of your steez.

Can be used to describe any action in which you do something awesome to the extreme, however should not be used lightly.
-"Bro did you see Kass over there?"
-"Yeah bro he's been shredding gnar all day in the pipe."

-"Bro I met this girl last night at K-train's place, took her back to my place and we shredded gnar all night."

How not to use:
"Bro I've been just hanging out all day, shredding gnar."
-"What? Bro you can't use it that way."

"Bro did you see me shred gnar on that blue groomer?"
-"Dude check yourself, you can't just throw verbiage around like that."
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008
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gnarled penis

The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.

Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.

First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.
(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"
by jayfinator December 15, 2011
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So Gnar

So Gnar is the defining of.

A act of courage, death, stupidity, pure awesomeness anything that is awesome.
Pat dropped a 100 foot cliff and lived
Monster said to PAT : that was So Gnar dude.
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Gnarble

A deep sea creature that's never been seen by a human.
The gnarble is a weak swimmer due to its thin tail.
by Jack Mackerel August 3, 2011
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GNAR

Gaffney's Numerical Assessment of Radness
Skier 1: Hey Check me out! I'm totally going to rip the shit out of this!

skier 2: Gnar.
by el capitan de gnar May 30, 2011
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huck ze gnar

A term origionally adopted in the whitewater kayaking scene meaning to paddle off, jump or throw (huck) yourself off a gnarly waterfall. Danger is eminent. Similar phrases are used now in skiing, snowboarding and most other extreme sports. See huck your meat
"Dude, we're gonna go huck ze gnar! Wanna come?"
by Twanner January 27, 2009
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gnarfed

When there's no more hits left in the bowl.
"Dude that bowl is gnarfed, better clap it out."
by MCEE August 30, 2006
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