Gnark

Surf talk for someone who is a complete and absolute nerd. Very old surf lingo for someone who constantly talks about being great at school.

That AG student is always talking about their grades, he is such a damn gnark.

by Cadwomp September 15, 2009

Gackipedia

A no nonsense collection of rules and common sense practices to be followed by the public when entering a gym/ health club/ Crossfit/ powerlifting establishment.

Also contains humorous antidotes, quotes and opinions.

Created and maintained by a Elite USAPL Powerlifter.

"DO NOT curl in the squat rack"- Gackipedia

"Cell phones are to be OFF on the gym floor"- Gackipedia

"Do not use the bench press to nap"- Gackipedia

"Squat below parallel will NOT injure your knees"- Gackipedia

by thorr74 July 28, 2009

gack in the crack

The substance in between a man's ass cheeks that creates skid marks. Also known as butt butter, gack in the crack is usually formed as a result of several components put together. These are:
1) A hairy ass
2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP
3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire

Mike took a hurried dump in the portajohn outside the stadium and then went back to tailgating. It was a long walk back to the pickup and the hot weather made him sweat. By the time he got back to the beer cooler he had some gack in the crack.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

grackler

Someone of such unspeakable hideousness that it cannot be otherwise described.

Did you see that girl going by? She was such a grackler I wanted to crap on her face to make her look more attractive

by Fireitup June 1, 2010

Anime Gneck

It is a mix of shrek(y’all know shrek), anime girl(pretty sure you know what anime is) and noggins gnome (from the YOU’VE BEEN GNOMED meme)

Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: I like Anime Gneck!
Girl 1: OMG YOUR SO COOL

by Noggins Gnome October 16, 2019

Whack my Gack

A way of someone to say masturbate my penis.

Jim: Hey you, why don't you come over here and Whack my Gack!?
Tim: That is quite rude.

by Popaius November 8, 2016

Gackt Camui

Full name of the Japanese rock artist Gackt. Believed by many narrow-minded idiots as "OMFG hes such a fag," defended by over-obsessed fangirls as entirely straight, but even we fans without remarkably low intelligence levels aren't really sure.

"OMFG Gackt is a RETARD!!!!111"

"omfg gackt is SEXY!!!!!11111!!"

by Kipper May December 23, 2004