A sexually transmitted disease that has the following major symptoms: Raging boner disorder, Uncontrollable swearing, The immediate addiction to black tar heroin, AIDS, extreme hate for blacks, Jews and Asian folk, makes you sexually attracted to coyotes and your cousins, gives your suicidal thoughts, gives you a severe scrotum allergy (Scrotitus A), makes you gay, uncontrollable horniness, loss of pubic hair, causes you to have an extreme fascination with Steven Segal, and everytime you sneeze it gives a small African child Lukemia.
-Not to be mixed with the other word Glungeez, which is a rare disorder that causes rapid shaft growth in small children.
-Not to be mixed with the other word Glungeez, which is a rare disorder that causes rapid shaft growth in small children.
-I aint stickin my dick in yo ass bitch, you stank ass probobly got Glungis or some shit man.
-Nigga I think I got Glungis last Thursday when I busted a nut in my wifes ass.
-Nigga 1: yo whatcha doin man? Nigga2: Fuckin yo bitch, thats what im doin nigga! Nigga 1: Jokes on you bitch, she got Glungis! Nigga 2: Awww Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt.
-Nigga I think I got Glungis last Thursday when I busted a nut in my wifes ass.
-Nigga 1: yo whatcha doin man? Nigga2: Fuckin yo bitch, thats what im doin nigga! Nigga 1: Jokes on you bitch, she got Glungis! Nigga 2: Awww Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt.
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The upper echelon of chronic herb. No stems. No seeds. Sticks to the bag. Sticks to your fingers. Smells like a pack of pissed off skunks. Gets you stoned to the bejeezus. Tastes great. Makes you crave food like a 35-day hunger striker. Skews what's left of your judgement. Impairs your ability to drive a stick shift, an automatic—or just stop watching Tenacious D & the Pick of Destiny and get off the couch. That's if you can still even see the t.v. And when it's gone you'll be texting your dealer for more. And he'll be texting you back...'I let you have that out of my own private stash. I ain't got any more of that shee'it, but i do have a little bit of this killer hash I brought back from Amsterdam if you think you can handle it.'
The upper echelon of chronic herb. No stems. No seeds. Sticks to the bag. Sticks to your fingers. Smells like a pack of pissed off skunks. Gets you stoned to the bejeezus. Tastes great. Makes you crave food like a 35-day hunger striker. Skews what's left of your judgement. Impairs your ability to drive a stick shift, an automatic—or just stop watching Tenacious D & the Pick of Destiny and get off the couch. That's if you can still even see the t.v. And when it's gone you'll be texting your dealer for more. And he'll be texting you back...'I let you have that out of my own private stash. I ain't got any more of that shee'it, but i do have a little bit of this killer hash I brought back from Amsterdam if you think you can handle it.'
Dude, you should get over here muthersuckin' asap 'cuz I've got a satchel of some stinkin' really good non-medical gunga right now that'll totally blow your fragile mind from here to Humboldt. It's so potent we'll be able to eat the rest of that stale ass anchovy pizza you left unwrapped in my fridge last August.
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