by Lemonteaz May 18, 2008
Get the globobo mug.person who is so focused on their iPhone/pda that they are not paying attention to the world around them. Derived by combinating GLO from "glowing rectangles" (i.e. iPhones, laptops, etc) and BOT from robot
by ABS_St_Louis March 5, 2011
Get the globot mug.(noun, disparaging) flat vector illustration style; a simplistic digital art style using simplified, rounded geometry and uniform flat coloration. Paradoxically emphasizes the diversity of human subjects while appearing remarkably homogeneous. Commonly used in corporate propaganda.
Etymology: globalist + homogeneous
Etymology: globalist + homogeneous
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by tp217 November 23, 2020
Get the Globohomo mug.A girl that you meet at a club and realize upon further inspection that she is not as attractive as you first thought.
Guy 1: Dude, I started dancing with this hot girl, then when we left the club, I realized she was a total glub.
Guy 2: Man, you got glubbed bad.
Guy 1: And get this, as we were leaving, I realized none of the girls were as attractive as they looked in the club. It was truly a glubfest of epic proportions.
Guy 2: Man, you got glubbed bad.
Guy 1: And get this, as we were leaving, I realized none of the girls were as attractive as they looked in the club. It was truly a glubfest of epic proportions.
by Runner1245 January 24, 2011
Get the Glub mug.Person: Did you hear? (Hoesname) has 3 glucose fathers!
Someone: ... "glucose fathers"..?
Person: Yeah! Or as you guys call it, "sugar daddy" or whatever.
Someone: ... "glucose fathers"..?
Person: Yeah! Or as you guys call it, "sugar daddy" or whatever.
by whomst'd've'ly'yaint July 8, 2018
Get the glucose father mug.Alternative, genderless term for Sugar Daddy/Mommy - a person who gives financial support in exchange for company or sexual favors
by asdf-moderator December 2, 2017
Get the Glucose Guardian mug.Portmanteau of "Globalist Homogenization", and a critique of capitalism which claims that it is erasing cultural identities and traditional beauty. This is evident in the pervasive, samey-looking modern architecture styles (usually ones that are full of glass), that purport to be "modern" and "progressive" but are actually just ugly and depressing. Another example is the "corporate art style", known as "alegria", that is universially condemned as hideous.
Often mistakenly believed to be a portmanteau of "globalist homosexual" by both alt-right troglodytes and their critics. Globohomo is instead a critique of corporatism and how it homogenizes and devalues culture in the name of a futuristic utopian ideal. Everyone who is not a technocratic elite hates it for its fakeness and mass-produced nature, which is the same reason people tend to dislike kitsch art.
Often mistakenly believed to be a portmanteau of "globalist homosexual" by both alt-right troglodytes and their critics. Globohomo is instead a critique of corporatism and how it homogenizes and devalues culture in the name of a futuristic utopian ideal. Everyone who is not a technocratic elite hates it for its fakeness and mass-produced nature, which is the same reason people tend to dislike kitsch art.
Person 1: Why does every city in the world look the same?
Person 2: Globohomo doesn't care about beauty because it's expensive.
Person 2: Globohomo doesn't care about beauty because it's expensive.
by UDUser4820 March 3, 2022
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