Glazing logs

While jerking off on the shitter, immediately after taking a dookie: Once ready to orgasm squat slightly aiming your cock into the bowl and ejaculating on your own shit.

Z yells into the bathroom "Jeff, wanna grab lunch?" Jeff "Give me a minute. I'm just glazing logs"

by Sonny Zee July 29, 2015

Gloriatastic

The most amazing adjective there is to describe a fantastic girl preferibley named Gloria.

"wow she's gloriatastic"! Is what you might say if your girlfriend is the most fantastic girl ever.

by Billy rodriguez January 8, 2010

Glazing the beard

This is when a woman lets a man go down on her while having a beard. This is what happens when moisture is left on his furry face.

I met a woman who loves glazing the beard said the woodsman.

by Beard dreamer May 13, 2016

Gloria

Gloria is that sexy mother fucker, she most definitely always defined as THAT GIRL, if you ever meet a gloria y’all gonna be inseparable, not to mention she’s a good kisser and good in bed. She’s a great friend to be around and funny asf she might be hot sexy and have a resting bitch face but she has a playful personality and overall all the best.

Hey Davian who you with?
Am with that sexy mother fucker gloria

by Justin-PS December 4, 2021

Gloria

honestly the most beautiful girl you will ever see. an athletic girl with a hot bod. you will Never get over her. one of a kind.

damn is that Gloria?

by donaldduk January 22, 2018

Gloriana

Cutie, Amazing, Sweet, Exotic, Diffficult to Keep Happy, Picky

she: she is such a gloriana

he:yeah, sure is :)

by Drake Lovuhhh ! May 31, 2010

Glazing The Picard

Pulling out of a woman and then ejaculating onto the head of a bald guy.

I'm in a polyamorous relationship with this girl and some old guy, and last night we tried Glazing The Picard.

by GlungBung January 27, 2020