Ukrainian Gloryhole

An opening to screw an opponent over that could drastically backfire if you insert yourself into it.
“President Trump found his Ukrainian Gloryhole and inserted the full weight of his office into it in order to have a foreign power damage a political rival; now the House is Impeaching him.”

“Ivan saw what he thought was opportunity to discreetly screw his neighbor whom he hates but finds attractive. This opportunity was a Ukrainian Gloryhole - the opening he inserted himself into went through his neighbor’s dining room wall. In return Mike received a chorus of shouts and scolding borscht was flung onto his penis.”

“Backstabbing Russia was Adolf Hitler’s Ukrainian Gloryhole.”
by wet.spaghett October 12, 2019
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Reverse Gloryhole

The same setup as a gloryhole but the person arriving at the gloryhole must
suck the gloryhole owner's dick.
My mouth got tired, so I put a sign that
read "reverse gloryhole".
by tinkerslink December 07, 2008
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Gloryholing (gamer term)

When your hung up on a glitch/object while trying to run away from an enemy or being attacked, it derives from the phrase "My dick was stuck in the gloryhole" which comes from the idea that if you penis is in a gloryhole and you are surprise attacked you cant really run until you take the time to pull your penis out of the gloryhole though by then your already pretty muck dead. (This term is used in a video game setting and not to be confused with the literal definition of "gloryhole").
Example 1: I was running from the Berserker but i gloryholed on the wall and it killed me.

Example 2: If i wasnt always "Gloryholing (gamer term)" on the doorway he wouldnt be able to kill me with the riot shield.
by leonskenn November 26, 2009
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Czech gloryhole

A conventional gloryhole is a hole made in a wall or partition; a man can insert his penis for sexual stimulation by an anonymous person on the other side. A Czech gloryhole is a form of reverse gloryhole in which someone, male or female, can insert their entire lower body through a specially-fashioned hole in the wall to be sexually serviced by someone on the other side.
Glory holes were once commonplace in adult bookstore "video preview" booths, where they were primarily used by male homosexuals as a means of retaining anonymity. A few still turn up in sex-on-premises venues or in porn.

By contrast, the Czech gloryhole is a neologism and is rare to non-existent in the wild, although Rule 34 states that, if it ever existed, there is indeed porn of it on the Internet.
by bitchuck June 24, 2024
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gloryhole child

When somebody so fucked in the head probably due to them being conceived in a gloryhole
Damn did you hear what bro did on the weekend?
Mate: yeah he’s definitely a gloryhole child because nobody’s that fucked
by KCXNT August 19, 2024
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Gloryholing

A term used to describe significantly lowering one’s standards in a desperate attempt to experience physical pleasure.
After 18 long months of celibacy, John determined that gloryholing was his best option.
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Manning the Gloryhole

The act of being at a gloryhole ready to fulfill patron's needs regardless of whether or not anyone attends.
by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024
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