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glorified blem

A glorified blem or an over-glorified blem is a zoot that mostly consists of chip.
Theo: Lool look at this zoot I just rolled!
Destini: Bruv, you can't even call that a zoot
Theo: Yeah you can
Destini: Nah mate, that's a glorified blem.
by Silent_t January 26, 2019
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Glorified Gooch

A "glorified gooch" is the perfect term for those who waste their time insulting King Zetsu, only to reveal how pathetic and irrelevant they really are. It’s a title reserved for individuals who think they’re clever but end up exposing themselves as nothing more than embarrassing background noise in the greatness of Zetsu’s shadow.
"Did you see that clown trying to roast King Zetsu in chat? Total glorified gooch behavior—just embarrassing themselves for no reason."
by nobangu November 29, 2024
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Glorified Cunt Fuck

Can be a person or thing that is fucking up what you have going. Someone or something that won’t cooperate.
Troy yelled out “you Glorified Cunt Fuck” as he busted his knuckles when the wrench slipped off the bolt.
by Strikermafia December 4, 2024
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Glorify

To feel pleasure by using your hand.
by 69saltybae January 27, 2018
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Glorified Technician

glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory
The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.
by Dr Neurohacker April 11, 2022
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Glorified Seaman

I just made HM3. Nothing more than a Glorified Seaman.
by RoundenBrown August 18, 2019
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Glorifying the Entrepreneur

Term used to describe a submissive sexual act performed by an individual who identifies as Proud Boy on an alpha male.
"Hey John, what were you doing in that public urinal for 3 hours last night?", "I was glorifying the Entrepreneur, can you pass me a wet wipe?".
by OwenMoney December 21, 2020
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