Glorbo

Fictitious junk data used as a trap for lazy news publications that rely on AI language models as a shortcut instead of actually researching and reporting anything.

Reddit Post: "I’m so excited they finally introduced Glorbo!!!"
News AI: "World of Warcraft (WoW) Players Excited for Glorbo’s Introduction"

by pokefan548 July 21, 2023

Globalsnap

A noun referring to your Global Social Network Across the Planet.

"I had to hit up my globalsnap to see who would be willing to let me stay with them for Spring Break. I hope Sally in Australia invites me out!"

by Jonm83 February 3, 2010

Gloatbook

What Facebook has become, specifically, a forum to gloat about your amazing life. This includes uploading too many baby or wedding photos, status updates about travel experiences, and pictures of food recently consumed.

Everyone I know: You should check out my Facebook page. I have all my wedding photos there! And an ultrasound of my fetus! And pictures of my hotel room in Bali! And the ice cream sundae I just ate that had chocolate sauce and whipped cream all over it. OMG, my life is so amazing!!!

Me: Gloatbook

by cherryblossom November 8, 2012

meat-glorb

a food item that mainly consists of meat, meat, and more meat

The new KFC Double Down isn't a real sandwich: it's a meat-glorb!

by I Smell Bacon! April 13, 2010

Global Warming

An increase in the average temperature of the earth's atmosphere, especially a sustained increase sufficient to cause climatic change.

"Stop Global Warming!"

by Jomofoshobro May 26, 2006

Global Warming Pig

A pig that contributes to climate change because of it's lifestyle.

Oh god look at the Global Warming Pig!

by bismouth May 19, 2010

Complete Global Saturation

1. What will be ensured if the Uroboros Virus is released into the atmosphere.

2. Refers to brutally jabbing your fist through someone's stomach.

3. What to say before utterly destroying/pwning/raping an opponent.

Can also be shorted to "saturation" or "saturated".

Albert Wesker: "Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION. BLEEEHHHHH... *jabs hand through Chris Redfield's stomach*"

Players who fail the final button pressing cutscene of Resident Evil 5 will be well acquanted with this scene.

by CripChillinz1 May 2, 2009