glorp 

A Person that strives to pursue created wants, and achieve added value in paradigm shifting private sector jobs.

That ex-fraternity member, Lance Bibson, he sure is a glorp.

glorp by steve h flavas May 8, 2003

Glorp 

Any sex related act that is nsfw that is also accompanied with googly eyes.

Guy A: Have you checked out r/glorp?
Guy B: You mean that weird porn with googly eyes? You watch that shit?

Glorp by ohpleaseletthiswork August 19, 2017

Glerb 

An overwhelming feeling of existential doom and foreboding and the inability to cope with such feelings.

I turned 40 today, glerb.

Glerb by Extremely_Mild June 3, 2018

Gleep Juice 

Gleep juice is ejaculate which is left in a public area like a tree, or table.

"What the hell, man, you left all this gleep juice all over your laptop for all of us to see."

Gleep Juice by Eric Schaefer March 22, 2008

gleep 

A slang term meaning purloin, filtch, rifle; in short, steal

I bet he never even gleeped anything!

gleep by Dr. Evazan October 30, 2011

glerk 

To lick ones nipple while on fire.

"I glerked it too hard last night and now i have 3rd degree burns".

glerk by assfarter9000 April 12, 2016

gerp 

to choke on ones testicles
(provided by the Webster's Dicitonary)

I was only playing about the sex part but she did gerp me last night. Honestly

gerp by *Wonderboy Marvel* June 30, 2003