Jonny and Tom are talking about playing a board game, when Jonny tells Tom how he Glenned himself.
Jonny: Aw man, I had a book sitting on my lap while I was playing that game. I got so mad I slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the balls.
Tom: Aw man, you totally Glenned !
Jonny: Aw man, I had a book sitting on my lap while I was playing that game. I got so mad I slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the balls.
Tom: Aw man, you totally Glenned !
by Zoltaris November 30, 2011

The result of having a few too many alcoholic beverages offered, and in tune consumed. Leads to a hangover that limits one's ability to perform the following day.
I couldn't say no to those tasty cocktails he kept mixing and ended up so glenned that I could barely function on Sunday.
by boldaddy May 1, 2009

only the skettiest vodka around. upon drinking one may experience doing some pretty dodgy things, eg. shaving off certain body hair, or doing certain sexual things one normally wouldn't.
however unlike other alcoholic beverages you do it in a very weird way making every single thing you do that night memorable to even the most wasted of your friends.
side effects of the drink also include small blisters on the tongue , and the worlds worst hangovers.
all in all the medicine for a good night.
however unlike other alcoholic beverages you do it in a very weird way making every single thing you do that night memorable to even the most wasted of your friends.
side effects of the drink also include small blisters on the tongue , and the worlds worst hangovers.
all in all the medicine for a good night.
"OMG did you hear what she did last night ! she shaved her pubes with her friends dads razor "
"was she on the glens ? "
"was she on the glens ? "
by FMLCrammo April 1, 2009

To deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. The act of deficating directly on ones automobile. Mostly done while intoxicated. Similar to lloyding.
"Dude, im so wasted right now, im gonna go glen this guys car"
"hey dont go glenning just anyones car, thats the police cruiser"
"Dude, you saved my life"
"hey dont go glenning just anyones car, thats the police cruiser"
"Dude, you saved my life"
by negus69 August 27, 2008

by creed bratton the fourth June 15, 2018

The act of stealing or attempting to steal anothers female partner.
Glenning - The act whilst being under took
A right glen - a person who is well known for glenning
Glenning - The act whilst being under took
A right glen - a person who is well known for glenning
by Hairspray August 3, 2006

by TeenMegaWorld August 22, 2022
