Glens

only the skettiest vodka around. upon drinking one may experience doing some pretty dodgy things, eg. shaving off certain body hair, or doing certain sexual things one normally wouldn't.
however unlike other alcoholic beverages you do it in a very weird way making every single thing you do that night memorable to even the most wasted of your friends.
side effects of the drink also include small blisters on the tongue , and the worlds worst hangovers.
all in all the medicine for a good night.

"OMG did you hear what she did last night ! she shaved her pubes with her friends dads razor "
"was she on the glens ? "

by FMLCrammo April 1, 2009

glenning

To deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. The act of deficating directly on ones automobile. Mostly done while intoxicated. Similar to lloyding.

"Dude, im so wasted right now, im gonna go glen this guys car"
"hey dont go glenning just anyones car, thats the police cruiser"
"Dude, you saved my life"

by negus69 August 27, 2008

Glens

a cycling term used to describe ones massive calf muscles.

As Dave flexed his glens, a volcano erupted.

by creed bratton the fourth June 15, 2018

glenned

The act of stealing or attempting to steal anothers female partner.

Glenning - The act whilst being under took

A right glen - a person who is well known for glenning

I was right in with that tasty tart til that fat fucker over there glenned me

by Hairspray August 3, 2006

Glen Fatcock

The Model and Musician with a real Fatcock Every teen girl is bonkers for him!!

Glen Fatcock pumps all the hot teen chicks🦄

by TeenMegaWorld August 22, 2022

Glen Quagmire

Sex-addicted character from Family Guy. Is usually compared to Charlie Sheen. Loves to giggidy girls gshmoggus's

Glen Quagmire- Hey babe, how old are you?

Girl- 16.

Quagmire- 18, your first.

Girl- Mom, come here.

Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!

by djhf lkjdhflkj May 20, 2012

glen bui

To build oneself up only to then disappoint. As in when leaving a cheap tip at a restaurant.

'Damn dude he said he was going to give me a fat tip.'

'That dude just totally Glen Bui'd you!'

by Puppetmaster34 March 23, 2014