Blandslide

An overwhelming amount of boring information forced onto an audience that could not possibly care less.

We sat through a four hour lecture on the history of lectures. I wanted to stab my ears with a pencil. It was a total blandslide.

by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012

Phoenix Landslide

A Phoenix landslide is a ginger's happy trail.

Tyler needs to trim his Phoenix Landslide .

by the yechols May 20, 2013

Alabama Landslide

When a man lays face down in bed with the woman's face between his legs and defacates.

Jim: What were you and John doing last night?
Sarah: Oh, you know, he just gave me the Alabama Landslide

by DoucheOnAPlane September 11, 2018

landslide

When a woman on her period bleeds, shits, and pees, all at the same time. Hopefully all in a toilet.

Jessica: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Gabby: "Oh man, I just had a massive landslide go down."

by blackchurry December 6, 2010

German Landslide

When a man or woman proceeds to defecate and urinate in a jar for a number of days, to a number of weeks, then wait a month for it to ferment (remember to put some sort of lid over it). It is often stored in a hot humid area.
Once a month has gone by, get your boyfriend or girlfriend to lay in a bathtub and pour the excrement all over there body, then have sex with them.

My gave my girlfriend a German Landslide and we had the best night of my life! Except for the fact i got a yeast infection and contracted Chlamydia...

by Dickticklee January 2, 2009

Canadian Landslide

Is performed while the female slides her mouth down the males shaft, when he is ready to ejaculate he will slap her in the face with Canadian bacon.

Wow hon, the best thing about the canadian landslide is the combination of bacon and protein.

by 1kookat March 11, 2011

landslide

A mixture of Codeine cough syrup and any kind of soda

Man, I'm slippin from that landslide I drank earlier.

by The Professor July 30, 2003